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  • Time To Develop T-Shirt gym tee

    Time To Develop T-Shirt

    Time To Develop T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the gym life edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: NavySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Plateologist T-Shirt gym tee

    Plateologist T-Shirt

    Plateologist T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the lifting edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: NavySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Bench Warmer T-Shirt gym tee

    Bench Warmer T-Shirt

    Bench Warmer T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the gym life edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: WhiteSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • PR Or Nap T-Shirt gym tee

    PR Or Nap T-Shirt

    PR Or Nap T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the gym humor edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: WhiteSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • The Old Guy T-Shirt gym tee

    The Old Guy T-Shirt

    The Old Guy T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the old school edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: NavySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Deadlift Blues T-Shirt gym tee

    Deadlift Blues T-Shirt

    Deadlift Blues T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the lifting edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: BlackSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • The Rower T-Shirt gym tee

    The Rower T-Shirt

    The Rower T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the cardio edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: NavySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Retired Lifter T-Shirt gym tee

    Retired Lifter T-Shirt

    Retired Lifter T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the old school edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: Sport GreySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Plateologist T-Shirt gym tee

    Plateologist T-Shirt

    Plateologist T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the lifting edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: NavySize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Bench Warmer T-Shirt gym tee

    Bench Warmer T-Shirt

    Bench Warmer T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the gym life edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: WhiteSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • PR Or Nap T-Shirt gym tee

    PR Or Nap T-Shirt

    PR Or Nap T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the gym humor edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: WhiteSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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  • Deadlift Blues T-Shirt gym tee

    Deadlift Blues T-Shirt

    Deadlift Blues T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee from the lifting edit. The print keeps the joke simple; the shirt keeps everything else easy.Material: 100% ring-spun cottonBlank: Gildan 64000 SoftstyleFit: Modern classic fit, unisex sizingColour: BlackSize shown: SCare: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry lowPrinted in the United States. Print placement and colour may vary slightly between production runs. Shipping destinations and rates are shown at checkout.

    $29.99 USD

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THE GYM IS MORE THAN THE WORKOUT.

THE GYM IS MORE THAN THE WORKOUT.

The familiar bench, the backup headphones, the water bottle that was here a second ago and the conversations between sets.

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SOFT COTTON. SIMPLE PRINT.

SOFT COTTON. SIMPLE PRINT.

Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, with a print that does the talking.

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Gym humor for people who show up, know the bench, and still get the joke.

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ABOUT VALKYRWEAR

ABOUT VALKYRWEAR

An online store for people who feel at home in the gym. Printed in the United States.

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